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Day 73 (293) – Drew Shady LP Review

Well, 20 tracks later, I’ve wrapped up my first “album.” Hopefully you’ve enjoyed the Drew Shady LP, I know I’ve enjoyed writing it. It provides quite the unique experience to write knowing the title of the piece first, then filling in the content, as opposed to the other way around.  Here’s a recap of my personal favorites or “greatest hits”:

• Track 3 – Guilty Conscience
  • “Hey don’t you know you’re not supposed to kick someone while they’re down… syndromed.”
• Track 7 – ‘97 Bonnie & Clyde
  • The two of us were the biggest drug dealers in our surrounding area. She was into selling weed…(s). Dandelion bracelets – she had that on lock. Me, I sold the harder drugs, like Angel Dust. But only at the beginning of December, because that’s when I’d have to clean the Christmas decorations.
• Track 11 – My Fault
  • My fault? My fault? Of course it was your fault. No one was doubting that it was your fault, no one was going to blame the girl for standing there.
• Track 14 – Rock Bottom
  • This girl was not attractive. If she were the south end of a magnet, the north end wouldn’t even go near her. She was ugly (”Kelly Osbourne” if you will). I don’t want to be too over the top, but this girl was so ugly, she made me believe in evolution, because she was the missing link.
• Track 19 – Bad Meets Evil
  • ‘Evil’ stumbles to the ground. ‘Bad’ goes to deliver the final blow, but wait, ‘Evil’ hits him with an allusion to ‘Evil’ from the Bible, and the two are down, lying fragmented on the page.

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