Stand-Up

Day 54 (312) – Guilty Conscience

Track 3: Guilty Conscience (why do I have a track listed?)

Do you ever start to feel guilty about something that you don’t even do, just think about? Like you think about making a big purchase at a store or something, and you get close to buying it, and then you put it back. But then you just beat yourself up – “How could I possibly have thought I could have afforded that Russian Bride… what was I thinking?”

Or every now and then, I kinda, sorta, sometimes think that in a way, maybe it might be funny if someone were to kick a mentally challenged person all so I could respond, “Hey don’t you know you’re not supposed to kick someone while they’re down… syndromed.” And then my conscience comes in and tells me how wrong that is… such a terrible pun.