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Day 314 (52) – I Like Reading

Ladies, I’ll let you in on a secret.. Men love shirts with words written across the chest, or shorts with letters on the buttocks, because it gives us an excuse.  But don’t wear some piece of clothing that has writing and then get all mad at us when we take the time to “read” it.  I’m a curious person, I see writing, and I want to know what it is says (“Oh, ‘tumble dry only.’”  Get it… cuz I was implying… that I was looking at her tag… nevermind).

I do think there should be limits as to what can be put on clothes though.  The other day I saw a rather large girl walking down the street with the word “Anism” on her backside, “A-N-I-S-M.”  I didn’t know what that meant, so I followed her.  She finally picked her wedgie and I saw that it actually read “Antidisestablishmentarism.”  That’s too much… TOO MUCH.

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