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Day 299 (67) – Step 2, Go #2

I went to the bathroom in 0′Hare airport, and in the stalls were instructions. And at first, I’m thinking  “who needs posted instructions on how to go #2? Does O’Hare get a lot  of preschool customers?  And how does it take 5 steps?”

Upon closer inspection, the instructions were describing that if you hit a button, a plastic covering will encase the seat (a toilet seat Condom if you will).  Not a bad idea I suppose (saves on  using toilet paper to get the job done)  but what I fond humorous was that the sign, posted on the back wall, was in English, Spanish, and BRAILLE.

Think about that. Imagine you’re blind, and you go to use the bathroom. You sit down and find yourself sitting on some type of plastic. At this point, you’re probably curious as to what the hell is happening, so you feel around, hoping  for some instructions.  Luckily you find this sign describing that if you hit a button, a new plastic covering will encase the toilet seat, which begs the question, WHAT DID YOU JUST SIT ON?

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