Stand-Up

Day 238 (128) – Random Observations #4

It’s been awhile, so let’s hit up some more random thoughts:

• I think “To Catch a Predator” would be a much better show if it were actually “To Catch a Predator, with a Predator.”
• Some people have the perfect face for radio.  I have the perfect voice for print ads.
• If a cannibal eats a particularly delicious person, do they say he was “finger licking good?”
• My uncle sold tennis equipment on the black market.  He was caught and charged with “racqueteering.”
• Is it wrong to play “Marco Polo” with blind people?
• Fed up?  Don’t get down.  Feel like there’s nothing left? Don’t worry, everything will be al-right.
• What are we saying about the lower half of the US when it’s a negative for things “to go south?”
• I don’t imagine that the Assocation for North American Linguists goes by it’s acronym much.
• I knew a cop who used to recite poetry as he arrested people.  They called him Edgar Allen Po-Po.
• What was Humpty Dumpty doing on the wall in the first place?