Stand-Up

Day 211 (155) – Gay Deaf Argument

I saw one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life the other day. It was amazing, it completely made my day.

I saw two … gay … deaf guys … getting into an argument. It was incredible. I mean I have no idea what they arguing about because I don’t understand sign language, but it didn’t matter. I was in the mall, just walking like normal, and I look over, and I see a guy doing sign language, but with broken wrists.

Immediately I was intrigued, so I sat down in this chair right next to the cafe they were in. Just watching.  It was like watching a stereotypical ballet dance of the hands, but gayer.  At one point I was so into it I accidentally blurted out, “Oh no he didn’t” and then got scared that they heard me, but then I remembered, oh yeah.

And in the end I had no idea what they were talking about. But if I had to guess based on my limited sign language knowledge and some of their key movements, I’d have to say the one guy was mad that the other didn’t brush his teeth enough.

It was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. If you guys ever get a chance to see two gay deaf guys argue, do it.