Stand-Up

Day 209 (157) – Agree to Disagree

My buddy, or I should say “acquaintance”, backed into my car when he was leaving my house, and I got pissed off at him. And he tried to blame me, saying that I shouldn’t have parked in that spot – the same one I park in whenever I’m at MY HOUSE.

Me: Seriously you put a dent in the door and chipped the paint.
Him: Oh you can barely notice it, plus dents just add character.
Me: Right, character.  Just like all those zits add character to Sarah’s face.
Him: Well if you ask me, I think you’re being a bit mean about this whole thing.
Me: First, I didn’t ask you.  Second, you backed into my car.  Third, you’re trying to blame me for something you did.
Him: Hey, maybe you shouldn’t have let me get behind the wheel, I am a little tipsy.
Me: No you’re not, the only thing you’ve been drinking is Gatorade.  So unless you get drunk off electrolytes, I’m pretty sure you’re just a moron.
Him: Whoa, what’s with the name calling?  Let’s just agree to disagree.
Me: What? No.  You were wrong, you backed into my car.  All I want is a simple apology.
Him: My fault, man
Me: Thank y– wait a minute…

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