Day 190 (176) – Random Observations #3

I’m not sure if I should eat a large Penn Station sub for lunch any more, it seems to give me weird thoughts:

I used to tell racial jokes, but was told to be more PC. Now I talk about Indian guys fixing my computer.
I tried to write an article for a popular magazine, but they didn’t take my submission. Hopefully I’ll have better luck next Time.
I had a nervous friend who worked in the office at Pfizer. He always said he could never find anything more suitable than chewing his cuticles and researching pharmaceuticals in his cubicle.
I considered buying a dog, but they were too expensive, so I went with the cheaper K6 version.
I found out why I’m so skinny. Instead of eating paint chips as a kid, I drank paint thinner.
Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, but aye for an aye makes for agreement.
I comprehend the thesaurus for merriment.
I used to wonder: if a gay guy is in a bad coma, is he a fruit or a vegetable?
I was scared of having night-mares until I realized that I’d probably never own a horse.
I loved Sesame Street so much that I sent them a letter in the mail… it was an ‘E.’

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