Stand-Up

Day 111 (255) – White Trash

So now that it’s 3:00 in the morning, it seems about the right time to write a post.  I’m so incredibly tired, but I must… keep… the streak… alive.  (At this point it’s much more about consecutive days of posting than it is not wanting to pay people money).

But who knows, maybe some gem will come out of a tired post – you never know.  But the reason I’m just now posting is I spent a majority of my day in Columbus for the First Annual ImprovFest presented by The 8th Floor.  I originally went up just to be an obsever, but as it turns out I ended up being one of the judges for the event.  (There will be more on this event tomorrow).

After the ImprovFest, I then drove 2 hours to Miami University for the annual white trash party hosted by Evan and Pat.  As usual, it was quite ridiculous, but also a fun time.  It’s great to see what people’s stereotypes of white trash are (from smoking/drinking pregnant women, to “urban white trash”, to really bad teeth and a desire to sleep with other family members).

The award for white-trashiest definitely goes to Evan, for shaving a “3″ (for Dale) in the back of his head.  While some may argue that that’s a foolish decision considering how long it’s going to take to grow out, I say it just shows his commitment to the cause.  So even though some people scoffed at that, it turns out that it could be used on a resume.

And now it is time for slumber.  But first, a redneck joke:

What’s a rednecks favorite Quentin Tarantino  movie?  The Beverly Kill Bill-ies.