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Never Date A …

You should never date a(n) …

• Optometrist because you’ll never see eye to eye.
• Historian because she records everything you do.
• Proctologist because she’ll be a pain in the butt.

Instead, you should date a(n)

• Police officer because she has her own handcuffs.
• Stock trader because shes used to the ups and downs.
• Construction woman because she knows how to screw.