Joke of the Day

Joke #95

I’ve realized that the earlier I wake up, the longer I stay in the shower.  If I get up after Noon, I’m done in 5.  Between 10am and 12pm, it’s 10 minutes.  8am or 9am it’s up to about 15.  Anything before 8am and I have to set my alarm 1/2 hour early just to account for the added shower time.  If I’m up before 7, I come out wrinkled.