Joke of the Day

Joke #51

Man, I don’t know if it was just my imagination, but this bum came up to me today and was like “Beauty is only skin deep.”  And I was this ball of confusion because he was just a hobo, what did he know?  But he told me “since I lost my baby, I ain’t been too proud to beg.”  So I’m like, dude, “With the way you do things the things you do, you should just run away child” which it’s weird that I called him child because he was probably 50 years old.  I don’t even know why I kept talking to him, I guess I just couldn’t resist the temptation.

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