Joke of the Day

Joke #50

I feel bad for today’s kids, because for me, my parents could only embarrass me when they were actually around.  Now with MySpace and Facebook and parents starting to get on the Internet, they can do it virtually.  Could you imagine how much you’d get made fun of if your Mom left you a message on your wall, “Don’t forget to take your little brother to soccer today, and pick up your acne medicine after school…”  There’s no prom date after that.

My Mom asked me about that stuff the other day.  She asked, “How do I get on that MyFace thing?”  And after laughing hysterically I had to tell her the “truth”, “Sorry Mom, those don’t exist any more.  They all broke.  Nope, no point in trying to create a profile and then becoming my friend.  None whatsoever.”