Joke of the Day

Joke #44

I’m a little bummed. I just went through a terrible break-up, but I couldn’t take it anymore. I had to end it, I had to break-up with my computer.

She was driving me nuts, always so slow, always asking “Does this hard drive make me look fat?”  I think she was cheating on me with another user, probably some young teenager that treats her right and knows all about Flash and Java and the coolest new websites.