Despite what my appearance suggests, I was an athlete in high school.  I even lettered in a popular indoor sport… bowling.  Which is why I was excited when I heard about the movie “300.”  I saw it.  Not at all what I expected.

But as you can imagine, it made me quite the stud with the ladies.  They’d always be like, “Oh Silk -that was the nickname my coach gave me, because I was so smooth- Oh Silk, I love it when you throw your ball.”  And I’d be all like, “Baby, get your mind out of the gutter.”  And they’d be all, “Spare me the jokes funny man.”  And then I’d be like “How about you and me share a bowl of spaghetti like Lady and the Tramp.”

And then I’d move in for a kiss, but she would 7-10 split and I’d strike out yet again.