I always wanted to be an astronaut when I was kid.  And not because I wanted to explore the unknown, or possibly seek out extraterrestrials.  It was more about the fact that I thought it would be hilarious to make it to the moon, and moon the earth.  Like a moon moon thing.  It wasn’t till later I found out that that wouldn’t have been possible because I would have died the instant I dropped by astro-pants.  I guess you could say I didn’t understand the gravity of the situation.