Joke of the Day

Joke #147

I don’t think my body is built for 6am.  I could be receiving the keys to the city, a brand new car, and $1 million dollars.  If the award ceremony was at 6:15am, I’d wake up at 6 and think, yeah, I can sleep just a little bit longer.

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