Joke of the Day

Joke #103

Whenever I come up with a stand-up idea on the subway, I text myself a message so that I can remember it later.  Earlier tonight I came up with an idea, so I start typing it out on my phone.  The entire time, the girl next to me was reading over my shoulder.  So after I finished the joke, I wrote this message:

Hey random girl sitting next 2 me on the subway- if ur reading over my shoulder, whats up?

Which is like the modern-day version of “passing notes” and checking “yes or no.”  Unfortunately she didn’t respond to the message, but imagine if she had and we ended up dating.  That would have been an SMS message that would have stood the text of time.