I just now realized that the section of a book that catches all of the resources used is called a bib-liography.

I saw a cute girl in one of those trendy hats. She was fedorable.

You know what I’ve never understood? Yankee Doodle. So he went to town, cool, but on a pony? He didn’t have a real horse? And then he stuck a feather in his cap, I guess to each his own, but he called it macaroni? Really Mr. Doodle? Really? A hat is not a box of Kraft’s cheesiest.

A man recently died when someone riverdanced on his chest. He died of clogged arteries.

If you have a stomachache, you’re sick to the stomach, so if you have a headache, are you sick to the head?