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Joke #366

drew tarvin — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:32:51 +0000

Tomorrow starts a new year, on a brand new day, and I’ll be new and improved, a new kid on the block, exploring a whole new world. Who knew?

Joke #365

drew tarvin — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:31:52 +0000

Are stores that are open 365 days a year closed tomorrow?

Joke #364

drew tarvin — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:30:49 +0000

I was chewing a piece of Dentyne Ice and kissed a girl eating Red Hots. The hot and cold air mixed causing a tornado in our mouths, knocking out half her teeth.

Joke #363

drew tarvin — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 03:29:41 +0000

I made some serious eye contact with this chick on the subway. The train came to a quick stop and our heads knocked into each other.

Joke #362

drew tarvin — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 03:28:42 +0000

A guy at work has an accent where he switches his w’s and v’s. Is it wrong to want to try to get him to say: “Waldo worried walking while wearing wool would wreck winding windmills.”

Joke #361

drew tarvin — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:26:04 +0000

This guy at work has no technical skills whatsoever. He graduated from the Amish School of Technology.

Joke #360

drew tarvin — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 03:23:20 +0000

Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday to Santa Clause! What’s that? Jesus who?

Joke #359

drew tarvin — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 03:22:19 +0000

Do you think Eve from Adam & Eve is upset that Christmas Eve is the more popular of the Christian Eves?

Joke #358

drew tarvin — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:21:09 +0000

I want to create a line of products based on old 90′s TV shows. Like have Danny Sunless Tanner, Kitchen Hux-tables, and of course Lisa Turtle Necks.

Joke #357

drew tarvin — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:19:50 +0000

You know what’s fun? Replacing someone’s acne medicine with sunless tanner. Not only will they have pimples, but they’ll also be highlighted by a fake orange tan.