Tomorrow starts a new year, on a brand new day, and I’ll be new and improved, a new kid on the block, exploring a whole new world. Who knew?
Are stores that are open 365 days a year closed tomorrow?
I was chewing a piece of Dentyne Ice and kissed a girl eating Red Hots. The hot and cold air mixed causing a tornado in our mouths, knocking out half her teeth.
I made some serious eye contact with this chick on the subway. The train came to a quick stop and our heads knocked into each other.
A guy at work has an accent where he switches his w’s and v’s. Is it wrong to want to try to get him to say: “Waldo worried walking while wearing wool would wreck winding windmills.”