Joke of the Day
Joke #324
Apparently it’s insulting to tell someone they look the skinniest they’ve ever looked when they happen to be 8 months pregnant.
(No Ratings Yet)Joke #323
A friend of mine was so excited because he thought he came up with a brilliant idea–gloves for your feet. I didn’t have the heart to tell him they already have that: they’re called socks.
(No Ratings Yet)Joke #322
If you’re standing behind a group of people, waiting for something, are you in line, or on line? If you say on line, well you’re wrong, I’m sorry. Very rarely is there a line on the ground for you to be standing on, plus being “on line” means you’re connected to the internet. In line makes more sense–not only are you in a line, but you’re complying with societal rules, so you’re in line. To say on line is out of line. Of course none of this matters if you’re British, because then you’re in a queue.
(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5)Joke #321
A group of my friends were being all snippy because they had to stay in some sub-par housing while I got to stay in a hotel. I was like “whoa, no need to be so hostel.”
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5)Joke #320
I feel like “whats the worst that could happen?” is a pretty dumb question, because it seems to me the answer would be death. Death could happen.
(2 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
